Billy Bullshitter

He’s always spinning tall tales, dishing out the most outrageous bollocks that no one truly buys but the lasses can’t resist!

Whether he’s banging on about wrestling a bear or swearing he outran a tornado, his bullshit is so brazen and cheeky it’s practically a shagging superpower.

Pulling birds left, right and centre, they fall for it everytime - hook, line and sinker.